It’s time to dig in deep, and talk about one of my favorite cartoons of all time….G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero. As a kid, I fell in love with not only the cartoon, but the action figure line as well. G.I. Joe was always my go-to toy at playtime, and my preferred choice of after school cartoons.
Recently, Jason over at Rediscover the 80’s has been doing some really fun posts centered around the cartoon. I approached him about doing a cross-over event where we present our 10 favorite episodes of the cartoon, with each of us reminiscing on 5 episodes. So once you’re done here, be sure to head on over to his place and check out the other half of this list. As a bonus, we’ve also decided to throw in our favorite G.I. Joe mini-series as well! Let’s get to it.
This episode was from earlier in the series, and one of the first batch to be released on home video cassette. I remember very fondly the Christmas of ’86 that I received a copy of the episode Satellite Down, and my cousin Tim received a copy of The Funhouse. We each watched our own copies numerous times over a couple of days, and then switched off. The episode itself may not be a strong one, but the nostalgia I feel for it keeps it high on my list.
Anyway, Cobra kidnaps a bunch of scientists and holds them hostage someplace sinister to lure the Joe team there. Once they arrive, they discover the temple where the scientists are being held is one giant “funhouse” that Cobra Commander has put together just to screw with the Joes. Once inside, the Joe team discovers this, and splits up into three teams in order to hunt down Cobra Commander.
Dusty and Airtight take off in one direction, and soon find themselves in a room full of falling balloons. Dusty decides to pop one, and it releases a gas that make his hallucinate. He sees Airtight as an enemy, so Airtight has to work some voodoo magic on him and knock him out with a karate chop. He then sets off on his own to find Cobra Commander, but gets undone when he runs into a room full of giant Jack in the Boxes and gets taken out by a newspaper swat from one of them.
Meanwhile, Alpine and Bazooka’s path leads them to a roller coaster, and that leads them through a shooting gallery of cobra robots. Bazooka takes a hit and goes unconscious as Alpine vows revenge. Unfortunately, he finds himself running on an oversized bowling lane, and gets taken out by a falling bowling pin.
The final duo, Flint and Lady Jaye, end up running into robotic tin soldiers who all look like Cobra Commander. They take out most of the robots, only for one to sneak up on Lady Jaye and take her out of the fight. Flint goes on to find Cobra Commander’s control room, but he sets a bomb that is going to destroy the whole island before he, along with Zartan and The Baroness escape to another hideout. Flint and some of the Joe cavalry rescue their teammates and escape the island in Sky Strikers just in time.
Wild Bill had been watching for anything to leave the island, so the Joes are able to track them pretty easily to their new location. The Joes launched an all out assault on the Cobra base, yet Cobra Commander and his cronies escaped once again, but the Joes were able to rescue the captured scientists to end the episode on a successful note.